It's been such an unfourtnate day, its actually funny

Its only 4:00 and I've had a bad day. A real bad day. Its almost laughable how bad its been. See this apple? yeah I took the bite out of it. Metaphor to my life. The apple looks good on the outside, has a good texture, smells good and seems perfectly fine.. Until you bite into it. Then you can tell how bad it really is. I feel a little drunk from all the fermentation I just ate. EW.
Its like some people in the world. They seem like they are a good person, they look like they are a good person, they have no outside traits that would make them seem like a bad person. Until you get to know them and you dig deeper into who they are and you come to find that they are actually rotten inside. Like that apple.

But that's not why I'm having a bad day..

So this starts in my sleep. My insulin pump is wrapped around my body so tight it partially rips my freshly changed site out. Luckily I can get it to stick back to arm long enough for me to make it through the rest of the night. Morning rolls around and I'm woken to the joyous sound of Jager. Yelping his brains out because my mom opened the garage. I yell "JAGGGGGER" and he stops, but only for a second. When I get up to to scare him (I will NOT hit my animals I just act like I'm about to. It works) My pumpsite rips out! OUCH. Its like having a band aid ripped from your skin. Great!
So I get ready.. and everything goes fine excpet for the fact that I can't find anything I want to wear. Nothing fits right, well obviously I'm 7 months pregnant. My belly is to big to button my pants, and my but is to small to keep them up. Not to mention that i DONT want to wear pants. Its summer, its hot and none of my pants fit, my maternity pants are to heavy to wear and I just want to wear shorts. But I can't wear shorts to work.. so I have to wear pants. (I would wear a skirt, but sitting "lady like" is not my thing right now. I need to elevate my feet.) So I settle I wear pants.. but I'm wearing a tank top because its just too fucking hot.

So I go to work.. traffic is slow, but its not bothering me for once. I decided to take a shrimp cocktail tray (keep in mind I'm pregnant) I park my car in a good parking spot and grab my stuff to get out of my car when SPLASH. Shrimp water all over my pants. Yeah it looked like my water broke in my car and I'm sure it smelt like it too. YUCK. I smell like shrimp. Luckily I wore dark pants and you can't tell that I spilled water all over myself. I'm sure people can smell that I had shrimp, since shrimp water is soaked in my clothes. Oh and I got watermelon stains all over my shirt as well lol

Then I get in to the building. We're busy of course. (A lot of people are off for the holiday, we were warned) But thats not why we are busy. We're busy because our Tooele office is "shut down until two" Why are they shut down? because they are having a party. Yeah, a party. What the hell? WE don't have parties at our SLC office, at least not ones where we can shut down the whole operations to party. We didn't even get 4th of july cookies! What the hell, I'm transferring to the tooele office.

Then I get a call... from one of our customers. I hate this guy. He's is so obnoxious and is on the dumb side. NOT kidding. He answers like this "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Tara (not my name!) it's BLANK!" (for protective purposes) Just the way he answers, you know that call is going to end in a headache.. And it did. He wanted to sign up two new customers. In this company you sign people up under your "business centers" So when I asked where he wanted his first customer to be placed (it involves a customer number and business center number and side, Right or left) The guy said on the 003 R of his 002 L "ranch tree". WTF is a ranch tree? I've been here for 2 years and I've NEVER heard of a ranch tree. I don't have a clue what it is, what it means or anything. This guy couldn't understand how I didn't know what a ranch tree was. I asked a couple of my co-workers if they have heard of this mystical "ranch tree" and low and behold NOPE. So I finally asked, "what do you mean by "ranch tree"?" and I guess that's another name for business center. OH right, I guess your going to re-name our products next? Then he asked what a BDS kit (business development system) its a required purchase for our company, its 30.00 and it explains how the whole operation works. You kinda need it. This guy didn't know what it was.. Uh you HAVE to buy this thing to be in the business.. (also this guy has a lot of people he has signed up.. and he actually makes money from our company) how do you NOT know what the most basic item on our products list is?! Then after verifying his new customers order FIVE times, he realized that he didn't want one of the items. and then after all of the fiasco of signing up the first customer, who's name might be Betty but he spelled it to me using a D... he asked to sign up another customer. fuck. Luckily that didn't go as badly, but 40 minutes later. .Jesus I was done.

There were a lot more customers who were dumb like that, but not as frustrating.. oh god. But to top it off I went to McDonald's. (I know, I know, no bueno) Did they give me a straw? No.. did they put Ice in my drink? no.. Did I spill it all over my freshly cleaned desk? yes.. And not to mention on the way back from McDonald's I noticed my eyebrows look like they don't exist. The sun has bleached my eyebrows BLOND, not just any blond, WHITE blond. grrreat.

On the plus side, I ordered Ev some CUTE bows today. For way cheap too! they had free shipping for an order over 20.00. I'm pretty sure I got about 25 bows for like 25 dollars which is WAY freaking cheap. I still want more though.. lol
and the best part of all. Miss Ev is being a wild woman today. She is tossin and turnin all over the place. I love when shes like that lol.

Oh God its been a day, and NO its not done. I still have two hours left and a drive home! Wish me luck..